𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 ℙ𝕖𝕒❤︎

[𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥 ℙ𝕖𝕒❤︎ @amystrashh]

I’m going to make a thread of all the messed up Spongebob popsicles I’ve received ✨

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani did more for the working-class in 100 days than Trump did in both terms combined.

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[d 🪬’s love island @girlidkusername]

i TOLD YALL bryce is cool..

[Lu Lu💕 @LucciVee]

Lmao why do ppl always get mad when the bombshells come in & do exactly what a bombshell supposed to do😭

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

when you notice that the memory loss from ignoring your emotions wasn't a joke

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[victoria @bugluvr13]

why does everyone on love island kiss like that. do i kiss wrong

[kat @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i will serve cunt again just give me a minute

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[Bryan @Bryan60112]

Ngl when they do challenges like this I be questioning why I watch this shit

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day