honey

[mars @daichiduh]

#discorddown ill see yall here

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

canadians @ americans

[The Vaccines @thevaccines]

what are his scumbag kids gonna do next?

[honey @amytheboron]

@klinothedino Omg I’m watching it rn. The salt 😭

[honey @amytheboron]

@klinothedino Tbh I’m disappointed by the latest singles

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Today’s tea:

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) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__ _
\ Mission trips are /
\ just a means of / |
\ religious /____|
\colonialization/
\ /
\___________/

[Klein Felt @TheKleinFelt]

Having a pair of Heelys. If I caught you wheeling around, I thought we were in two completely different tax brackets.

[patrick @poti0nsell3r]

Don’t even hand me the aux cord if you aren’t ready to listen to episodes of gossip girl 😤😤😤

[honey @amytheboron]

The bad news is last night I was crying hysterically about how cute the gopher museum was at a family dinner and they all said “Amy you’re usually more composed than this”. The good news is that my family thinks I’m composed.

[Discursive anomalies, esq @sargoth]

Intend your puns, cowards

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

i have zero allegiance to any sports team but 100% allegiance to anyone who still has their Halloween decorations up

[James Blake @jamesblake]

Hi it’s me - the singer of ‘You’re Beautiful’

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Another reason why goats born into wealth are so lucky

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

me: i am dead
my friends: you saw a hot girl huh
me: im a ghost. i have died
my friends: who is she
me: i fell in a volcano
my friends: listen we get it

[Cher @cher]

REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THEY’VE GOT GOD GIVEN RIGHT 2 DICTATE WHAT WE DO WITH OUR BODIES.WOMEN MUST MAKE LAWS 2 CONTROL MENS BODIES. NO VIAGRA,ROGAIN, TESTOSTERONE‼️ALL MEN MUST BE CIRCUMCISED,& SHOW PAPERS OR PENIS 2 PROVE IT.MASSAGE PARLORS PUNISHABLE BY☠️.MEN MUST TAKE THE💊

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

My neck, my back, I interpret everything as a personal attack.