Amy Tlach

Mom. Wife. Iowa native. Livestock owner. Show mom. Queen of Mid-Iowa Seeds. Pioneer 🌱🌽 Collector of funky junk. Fan of farmers. Ag advocate.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners are fundamentally better people when it’s 50° and sunny in February

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

@keithmurphy …..ever. #girlpower #GoHawks

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Needless to say, I was speechless and he was polite. He made it here with his GPS to deliver some MAP. Can’t make this stuff up! #AgTwitter

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

🌱Phone call with fertilizer truck driver today…
Me: What product are you hauling for us today—MAP or Urea?
Driver: Well, ma’am, I have a GPS not a map so I should be able to find you ok. It’s a dry product, I think.

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What. A. Game. Wow!! Congratulations,
@FDUKnightsMBB and @andersontobin!

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

The pride of Truro I-35, former Roadrunner Tobin Anderson, coaches #16 Fairleigh Dickinson to an upset of #1 Purdue, 63-58.

Just the second 16 ever to beat a 1.

Beep-Beep.

Photo: AP

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If you’re not watching this @FDUKnightsMBB vs @BoilerBall, you should be! 🏀This is what @MarchMadnessMBB is made of! #NCAAbasketball ⛹️‍♂️

[Carson King @CarsonKing2]

It’s not hard to just be a decent human being to others.

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

💖💚💛

[Chanse Hall @ChanseHall]

Now that's how you arrive to prom in Southwest Iowa!

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

@natecrane Des Moines Shoe Repair in Valley Junction. Haven’t had boots resoled but other repairs they’ve done for us have been top notch!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“You can’t go from a tornado to 4 inches of snow in 24 hours”

Midwest: hold my corn

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

@logantowles Couldn’t agree more!! Nothing worse than a wimpy half hold handshake.

[Logan Towles @logantowles]

Hey men, if a woman reaches out to shake your hand...JUST FIRMLY SHAKE IT. It's weird when ya'll do this grab half my hand thing like your gonna hurt me. You're not. Also--dads teach your daughters a firm handshake, they can handle it

[Amy Tlach @amytlach]

@kthomps0n7 @JulieKenneyIA Oh boy! Can I ever?! On the bright side, after reaching out to the teacher, I got to go talk to the class and share some perspective about GMOs and food labels that may have been left out otherwise. You can learn so much from your kids at the supper table...best convo of the day!

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2020 question of the day: What do you call the holiday when your house is decorated with pumpkins, turkeys and trees? I’m not sure either but we’re full on celebrating it. 🎃🦃🎄Are you?
#Thanksgiving2020 #HolidayOverlap #Christmas2020

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@ISUCaitLamm Awesome! Well done, Mom.

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Just saw a recipe for cookies made with leftover Halloween candy. Is that really a thing? We can’t keep the bowl full. #RecipeOfTheDay #Halloween2020

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Such a pretty sky this morning! Not sure I’ve ever seen sun dogs this time of year. Assuming they’re a result of smoke in the air? @JSydejkoKCCI #iawx

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Any bets for when we see school schedule changes due to #COVID scroll across the TV like snow days? #whatsnextfor2020