Oh look at me im new york city & i get the coolest pop up & 30 nights with harry styles & also zohran mamdani is my mayor. I dont even give a fuck......
Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:
•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine
Americans are too thick to vote anyway, they should put us back in charge. Send Gary Barlow's massive son over to rampage through a major city until they surrender