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There’s no place I’d rather be.. Than on my surfboard out at sea

[amy @amyylane_]

Jingle bitch screwed me over, go to hell jingle whore. Go to hell, go to hell, go to he-e-ell 🎶

[amy @amyylane_]

Can someone please tell me why Jessie has just died?!? 😭😭 #Hollyoaks

[amy @amyylane_]

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[amy @amyylane_]

@Laura_Wilkes95 I’m having a ‘I hate everyone day’ .. apart from you guys haha xx

[amy @amyylane_]

Good things of 2019 ... Marrying Jim & Giving birth to my bestie, Little B. I thought I was going into 2020 with a new outlook on life but today I realised I’m still surrounded by the same arseholes!! 😔

[amy @amyylane_]

@katiemaddren I want to go! And that’s exactly what I want to get 😍 no one will go with me though haha

[amy @amyylane_]

How hard is it to relocate please?!??

[amy @amyylane_]

Is there ever a day off from adulting?! 😂

[amy @amyylane_]

That time in the hospital the receptionist said to our midwife ‘jo is your sir name king’ my reply was ‘is she jo-king’ and no one heard🤦🏼‍♀️😂 turns out she really wanted to know #comedianinthemaking

[amy @amyylane_]

Can’t wait to finally start and get out 🥂 ... starting with date night on Friday #wineanddine #drunkoffone

[amy @amyylane_]

I just ❤️ her so much

[amy @amyylane_]

Everyone is asleep, I’m debating a decent shower or an extra half an hour sleep 🤔

[amy @amyylane_]

Pain, pain, go away 🤒

[amy @amyylane_]

@Laura_Wilkes95 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[amy @amyylane_]

Trying to go through a list of people who I think won’t mind coming to clean my bathroom 🙈

[amy @amyylane_]

One awesome thing about my mam was she was drama free and couldn’t be chewed with the shit!! I hate how my whole family now feels like the ‘lane’ side bar 2 people 😒😒 roll on team Diaz 🥰

[amy @amyylane_]

I C to the B to the A 😴😴

[amy @amyylane_]

I love being up when Jimmy goes to work! What he is doing for our family makes me so proud of him ❤️

[amy @amyylane_]

Sooooooooo HUNGRY, what to eat 🤤 #mcdonaldsbreakfast

[amy @amyylane_]

How do you hydrate yourself when you can’t have more than a sip of water at a time 😔😔 #struggling

[amy @amyylane_]

Why is Friday night dinner so bloody funny!!