Amy McKenzie

[Amy McKenzie @amyymckenziee]

Still have nightmares about the time I thought my nail technician was asking me what I had on the rest of the day😂😭😂

[jesse 🍂 @wlwhaze]

just seen this on vinted i am literally in tears 😭😭🥹

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you try on clothes without your makeup and hair being done

[Morgan | Bimboy @Skin_and_b0ne]

The story behind this bear is that his caretakers would snap the bambus for him as a cub and he thought that its mandatory to show teeth cuz humans quite obviously struggle to snap bambus in half but the bear doesn’t 😭😭😭

[Cian McCarthy @arealmofwonder]

The Kate Middleton Photo Scandal has now got me seriously questioning this. 😒

[diyani 🧚🏽‍♀️ @gibb0ngirl]

putting dnd on and then checking to see if i’ve been disturbed every 10 seconds

[delia @delia_cai]

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light

[Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman]

Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved

Me after a single drink:

[Amy McKenzie @amyymckenziee]

I, have not matured yet unfortunately

[siân @sianjesson]

Maturing is realising you can go out and don’t need to get fucked up everytime to enjoy yourself

[Euromaidan Press @EuromaidanPress]

The second Russian missile reportedly missed the TV tower and hit the area of the Holocaust memorial.
📹@Tala094shte

[Amy McKenzie @amyymckenziee]

anyone want to buy a ticket for Bongo’s Bingo DUNDEE tomorrow night (bought for the wrong month lol🤦🏼‍♀️)

[I AM THE OFFICIAL OPPOSITION @PossumBlu]

Once again....

I am here to remind you that no amount of recycling or using metal straws or any of that green doing stuff can undo the damage big corporates do....

[Paige Swandale @paige_swandale]

Harvey Price “what a daaaaay” circles my brain 24 hours a day

[Amy McKenzie @amyymckenziee]

@katiemedleyy @aimeemartin120