avocadowhore🇵🇸

always in the mood for nandos.
she/her

[avocadowhore🇵🇸 @amyypagee]

My anxiety must be female because men don't stick around for this long.

[Saarah 🚩 @saarahkxo_]

i say “how did he bag her” in my head at least ten times a day. the girlies doing community service fr

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Eve Cornwell @Evecornwell]

be gay, do crime 🌈

a reminder that LGBTQ+ individuals are still criminalised in 69 countries worldwide and at risk of prosecution for simply existing

[Suzan✨ @stfusuzan]

I be like "I'm so lonely" then ignore everybody

[avocadowhore🇵🇸 @amyypagee]

You up?

[Jessica Lawrence @jesslawrenzo]

deleting dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (get cheated on by my boyfriend of 6 years, find an apartment on craigslist, move in with three guy roommates, yearn over someone who lives across the hall, kiss in the elevator to lorde’s green light)

[avocadowhore🇵🇸 @amyypagee]

The size of my crush on Pete Davidson is too much

[SizweLo @SizweLo]

72.9% of White South Africans have medical aid

Only 9.9% of Black South Africans have medical aid

Whenever one talks about South Africa it is always better to do it this way to get a clearer picture

[avocadowhore🇵🇸 @amyypagee]

Overwhelmed girl hourz

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

in case no one tells you today you’re worth having around, you’re worth committing to, you’re worth appreciating, you’re worth loving

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

Please read 😭💔

[kat @KatGordana]

nothing bores me like people who are stingy with opportunities bc they had it the hard way, if you have the privilege to make someone’s life easier? do best. share that cheat code, share that plug life is already hard enuff