amy

livin’ it up at the hotel california! | she/her

[lucas is mad at ballhalla 🇨🇦 @lucasproject_]

i will sacrifice the next three seasons of warriors basketball for this valkyries ring don't play with me

[amy @amyzhhang]

the bay area hates community and convenience and i know this because all the parking is paid

[amy @amyzhhang]

2 coworkers who will be okay

[amy @amyzhhang]

guy using the last machine i need is on his seventh set. okay

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL UK isn't letting up on Ed Sheeran. Here's host/'Chicken Shop Date' creator Amelia Dimoldenberg tonight.

[amy @amyzhhang]

@eeileenchen brownie batter…unforch i did not love the pumpkin spice flavor 💔

[amy @amyzhhang]

got too excited about a new barebell flavor and now im out $60 and have enough to last me until 2027

[paola @lilyseden]

estou assistindo new girl pela primeira vez e acabei de passar por essa cena.
fui mudada como mulher e pessoa

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

this sucks. we need to get rid of san francisco

[amy @amyzhhang]

im applying for jobs you couldn’t even imagine

[CyclesNewness @cyclesnewness]

“SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE GROWN ONE TOO, MY DESKS HAVE BEEN DESKED”

[limpkin @acealeam]

i created a map of new state birds, picked by how rare they are in the rest of the country

[Lecha @Minoaraia]

Just got off of work and wanna hit the Jeramy

[𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 🏹 @wildest_bella]

“I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. The victims are the Palestinian people.”
LOUDERRRRRRRR

[goose 𓅬 @thegooseisloos6]

zionist ed sheeran be like im in love with the state of jew

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

sorry kitten im still attracted to you im just worried about ai safety

[amy @amyzhhang]

@tarichatorosa contacts being put right to work iktr

[Regynald @negroprogrammer]

Hearing rumors that researchers at Anthropic have found the love of my life

[CM @Creative_Math_]

Incredible to see so many tech bros struggling to understand why scooping results is bad practice, it’s like explaining table manners to a spoilt child