Amy Morris

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@Andrew__Ashur I thought we were crazy setting it at 65. You are definitely tuning into your inner grandpa.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@BrandonDPelar You can bounce back from this.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@AshWoodWeaver @Home_Halfway What the holy hell? Pepto wrapped in mulch?

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

These are so brilliant, but the responses are even better.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@FalimSox Magic 8 Ball says, indubitably so!

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@AshleyBC137 @AbrasiveGhost This is why we can’t have nice things. It’s just an effing recipe for cryin’ out loud. Trying for a little connection. Simmer down the vitriol a bit.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@janglingkeys @RandyRainbow @BradleyWhitford @soledadobrien To whom do I forward my copay?

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@BrandonDPelar Wait! Your father? Maybe not a crime but clearly a call for help.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@edwardderuiter @KT_So_It_Goes Brilliant synopsis.

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@stephlecci @johnstempinNPR Doomscrolling.

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Difficult to meet in other places just now, so can't really blame them.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@mattdpearce @chipnanimus I’m an engineer. I do it the same way.

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@BrandonDPelar I mean, cmon.

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@BrandonDPelar

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@dog_rates

[Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu]

Trump supporters will now be referred to as “Mad Hatters.”

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@AudraEqualityMc I’m 55 and white, grew up in Ohio in a small town with no people of color. Lived in Washington DC for the past 30 years with great cultural diversity. And yet I never heard of Juneteenth until about 2 years ago, when my spouse who is a teacher was talking about it.

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

#freedomboatclubva

[Amy Morris @amyzonian]

@Home_Halfway Cool Hand Luke: Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.......I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself.