Amy

[Josh • kindness era☁️ @born2beaswiftie]

Buzz Lightyear when asked if he listened to “Hit Me Hard and Soft” in 2024:

“No sorry, I was busy streaming The Tortured Poets Department. Billie tanked, by the way.”

[Amy @amz490]

@Sillyshib I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME! I have this thought every single time.

[Jasinya 💞 @bougieluxebabe]

Some of those Brits in Dubai might want to try coming back in a small boat, I’ve heard it’s well easy

[Maryam @hell_line0]

a girl on tiktok said "healing is so hard because it is a constant battle between your inner child who is scared and just wants safety.... your inner teenager who is angry and just wants justice.... and your current self-who is tired and just wants peace." and it hits me hard.

[bethany ♡ @corneliastagain]

2026 new years resolution: fuck shit up fuck it up up up up UP UP UP UP

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Hunt avoids £100k of Stamp Duty

Sunak wife 'non dom' status

Zahawi underpays millions in tax and pays a fine

Mone PPE - no resolution over millions

Rayner - given wrong advice over £40k of Stamp Duty - loses everything

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

taylor is also proof of how good life can get when you leave that long term relationship that makes you feel like you’re at best tolerated!!

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

#faragefascism
When did the boats start?
After Brexit

Who instigated Brexit?
Nigel Farage

Do you get it now Reformers? Even a little bit...

[Amy @amz490]

Hi, so, St. George was actually Turkish. Hope that helps. 🫣

[Stuart Lock @StuartLock]

Amused to see an extremely small number of schools, though they do exist, pretend they can estimate their progress 8 scores. 😂

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???”

my sentiments exactly

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[Amy @amz490]

Loafing him was bread

[Nathan Hubbard @NathanCHubbard]

man this is the most you know how to ball i know aristotle conversation ever

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

And, baby, that’s show business for you. New album The Life of a Showgirl. Out October 3  ❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/rIaG2Ezo7Z

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[agnes ☽ @folkloreemind]

taylor is iconic and as a marketing girlie it's so fascinating to watch because you know damn well so many companies were running urgent meetings with their graphic designers and social media teams today so they could instantly use taylor's announcement for their own engagement

[Amy @amz490]

@tswifterastour Yasssssss

[ives @Iveslueur]

yeah no worries (with the intention of passing the grudge down for generations like a crow)