Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:
“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”
When I send, “pleasure to meet you!” in emails, I panic and reread it. Bc what if my sleepy brain sends, “Pleasure to meat you!”
And then I think about how I would have to send a follow up email apologizing for the typo and attach a meat gif and not be able to sleep at night
It’s interesting how humans really don’t have great definitions for human things. We mislabel our own emotions. We have our own definitions of commitment and love.
In sciences like biology we don’t all decide what a white blood cell is. We understand the singular definition. In psychology we think we know what “anger” is but really it’s so subjective it’s hard to define.
Seeing the sparkly blazer sets advertised for NYE reminds me of the time I tried to do the blazer trend and my server told me I looked like I was taking Valentine’s Day too seriously.