Luke Sheldrick 🤖

Espresso (☕️/🍸) drinking internet plumber, consultant, company director, etc. Occasional volunteer and dog butler.

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

Other social media networks are now available. If you follow me here, and are on the fedi... please do follow me so I can find you there

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[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

Why why why did I repeat something I’ve regretted before. @McDonalds order via @UberEats

Ordered a ton of food for a few of us. Arrived. Two bags.

Opened it. Oh, that’ll be drinks from two different orders. Hmm.

Contact support. Yes we’ll give you a refund minus ~30%

WTAF

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@Tesco Yay I now get an irrelevant loop of questions. No thanks

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The @Tesco app used to ping me when near to store with my club card. Super handy. Then didn’t. Not coming back I was told. This week the QR code had been updated to TINY in the Apple wallet. Absolutely useless. Have resorted to carrying ONE card in my wallet as your tech is so sh

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Hey @Tesco would actually love, especially this time of year not to have rock bottom price veg. I’d love to support UK farmers even more and have a good Christmas all around.

10p of some turnips isn’t going to hurt me, it will them…

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@WoolwichPigeon you done happen to have a LORA repeater? Could you dm if so? 🦩

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I left something in a @thamesclippers a few weeks back. I literally filled in a lost property form as I was walking up the pier. It’s been weeks of we’re still processing your request.

Really, really disappointed it’s not that hard. It can’t be that hard. I guess it’s gone.

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

I've been a massive advocate for a long time @BitTitan a recent Google<>Google migration has been the biggest sack of 💩. Docs not updated, support having to go through 1st line > 2nd line to show their docs are just wrong and support are too.. FFS. This is a paid for service.

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@vueling It’s specifically the assistance line https://t.co/4t551QRytz for UK plays a welcome then hangs up

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@vueling hola! trying to call your uk assistance line, and it gives a welcome message and then hangs up. Is it working? not open today?

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@TmVuelingChtHUB Sure ‘maria’

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I do wish @oakley could make products that last 😔

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Like your products, like to have the occasional mail, but this @thewhitecompany is just too much spam. 0/10.

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@British_Airways I could see them. Went through all the booking and payment and it was at that point it said there were no tickets at the price.

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@British_Airways Hello - trying to book from LGW <> BCN 10/9>15... every time I try and book a morning flight and evening back, it says no flights left at fare, and to try another... I've tried them all.. Tried on the app and direct website... help?

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@marksandspencer hmmm... not really. was just so much

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@marksandspencer Hello. I dont suppose you can help. Have you changed (12/24m) the receipe for the GF Spag bowl? namely much more mushroom content by chance?

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@marksandspencer

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@ZohoCares Is there an eu status page?

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@ZohoCares Hey - assist seems to be timing out for around 15 minutes... your status page says AOK :(

[Luke Sheldrick 🤖 @an0key]

@ZohoCares