Nora

All characters appearing on this account are fictitious. Any resemblance to the real Nora is purely coincidental. I'll tweet you right. NoVA•Philly•SF

[Nora @an0rable]

Solo dinner always hits and i’ve done it around the world 👌🏼

[🝆 @policefala]

if u see a pretty woman in her late twenties eating by herself in a restaurant th3r3s probably someth8ng terribly wrong w her

[tautologer @tautologer]

how much you enjoy a 1 hour drive is a pretty good proxy metric for the quality of your life

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is perfect.

https://t.co/sk9cDhdWIE

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[Nora @an0rable]

It’s this- it would be rude to call actual poor counties poor, which is how Americans ended up ribbing the countries only slightly behind us in income & with comparable or better quality of life.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

The "Europeans are poor" thing is a bit overwrought.

Yes, America is wealthier than nearly all European nations, at the median. But Europe is still much wealthier than ~everywhere else.

[Nora @an0rable]

Personality hires emerging victorious in the AI wave

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[Nora @an0rable]

Spoken like someone who has never gotten laid or made a new friend in the bathroom line

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts.”

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Jamie Dimon rn

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I’m assembling an elite team of former JP Morgan execs

[Nora @an0rable]

One of the ways I keep hinge entertaining for myself is by playing geoguesser with people’s pics of hikes, vacations, and the patios they’re drinking on.

[Nora @an0rable]

SF is an inherently romantic city (visually, architecturally, restaurant-wise) which means it’s great to be in a relationship there but it blows a little extra if you’re single.

[Nora @an0rable]

TLDR you guys are so wrong. Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness

[Nora @an0rable]

The apartment that I stayed at in Venice was 85 degrees and stuffy so I opened the screen-less window and woke up covered in over 20 mosquito bites

[BB5 🇵🇹 ✨ @BullBoss5]

I think Americans misunderstand why AC is less common in Europe.

For a lot of Europeans, comfort is not always about controlling everything artificially. It is also about opening the windows, letting air circulate, using shutters, living with the seasons, and keeping life simple.

It is not necessarily backward. It is just a different relationship with comfort, energy, and everyday life.

[Nora @an0rable]

@JesseTinsley Working from the US for a US company but under a European manager is an elite combo as well (has happened to me twice, amazing both times).

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

Social media is a giant experiment in the availability heuristic and most of you are failing.

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading