Oakland U Student

Who needs parties when you have hockey pucks?

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Someone needs to write an odyssey article called "Top ten reasons why nobody reads your fucking odyssey articles"

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

When @FAFSA finds out about y’all post Malone and Khalid tickets

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Professor: “It’s impossible for me to change your grade this late in the semester”

Me:

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

When you finish your finals before everyone else and nobody is free to get lit with you

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Remembering how people told you during welcome week that OU was lit

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Seeing snow outside the window on your last day of class like

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Oakland University’s parking

[Patrick Roach ✞ @Patrick_Roach18]

I am a:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Oakland University Student

Looking for:
⚪️A man
⚪️A woman
🔘A fucking parking spot https://t.co/6PuGGHs3QI

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

What in the goddamn

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Who can relate? https://t.co/Gn4rO6qyEk

[Michael Chaney @MChaney317]

My new suitemate is from the middle east so I asked how he ended up at OU and he said he thought he was applying to Ohio State but ended up here instead

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

5 days into 2018 without anything cool happening at OU

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Me: “I’m ready for this semester”

Professor: *Hands our syllabus*

Me:

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

When you get hit with the “Class Tomorrow” email

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

When the subject line reads “Syllabus Winter 2018”

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Good morning to everyone except the professors who rescheduled their finals today

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

@ every freshman posting about how they 4.0’d communication 1001 and intro to health this semester

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

This is the most Oakland thing to happen to Oakland ever https://t.co/sHMChOdUs6

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

@baseballreddit Via @RedditCBB, CBS Sports earlier reported that Oakland University is in California (it's in Michigan): https://t.co/inacYGxzFu

[ᵁʰʰʰʰʰʰ @_LemmeGetUhhhh]

Let the record show, I put deez nuts on the #OaklandCenter

[Oakland U Student @An_OU_Student]

Less than two hours until the party of the century