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Idk man

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

smash that like if you like grilled cheese. R that T if you like mozzarella sticks. do both on april 3rd to create a sandwich of otherworldly beauty.

[ᵁʰʰʰʰʰʰ @_LemmeGetUhhhh]

@rebeccarmix -overthrow the bourgeoise

[ᵁʰʰʰʰʰʰ @_LemmeGetUhhhh]

@rebeccarmix BEES?!

[ᵁʰʰʰʰʰʰ @_LemmeGetUhhhh]

@Dory Way to steal a tweet yah cunt

[soju boy @_bacongod_]

I can’t be DMing you 6 memes and you only acknowledge the last one I sent. I want 6 separate replies.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if you can have shoes designated for bowling you can have pants designated for breakfast

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

stone cold

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

our coffee is so strong it'll put hair on your chest. we're uh...trying to figure out why that happens

[ᵁʰʰʰʰʰʰ @_LemmeGetUhhhh]

@OUPD @OUSC why are these "College Painting" pyramid scheme scammers allowed to operate on campus and prey on our students?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

it’s okay to cry over spilled milk holding in your emotions only creates more pain

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

if you
could talk to a
pancake
what would you
say?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

last minute costume idea: slice of cheese

[OU Parking Updates @OU_Parking]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But your window is down and it's gonna snow/rain. RT to save a life.

[OU Parking Updates @OU_Parking]

Don't get spooked by @OUPD! If you drink, don't drive.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

every halloween there’s like ONE kid who wants us to dump an entire meal into his pillow case