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fuck the police

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i started having sex while austin powers was playing and let me tell you, riding a dick with this on in the background is truly a surreal experience

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i’m not the only one who feels a lil fun excitement when theres corn in my poop right?

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watching emily in paris is clear NPC behavior

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no i’m not depressed - i’m just cosplaying as the grandparents in charlie and the chocolate factory

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@NickAdamsinUSA i went to Hooters as a kid, now i’m bi. thanks Hooters!!

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@NickAdamsinUSA some people really this pathetic lmao

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@NickAdamsinUSA were you breast fed long enough nick? this man has infant-level infatuation for titties lol, has no girl ever let you touch em?

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rip to twitter

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new scott cramer lookalike: matt from season 3 of love is blind
@ScottsTOL

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@luvkween16

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anyone wanna roast my ex about how he is feeding into gun violence? ill send you his snap

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straight up if you think there’s more doors than wheels then i will immediately just assume you are dumb and lack critical thinking skills, not sorry

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@quakerraina i’m begging for him to spit on me

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i vote we just shoot him for funsies, if he’s the real deal it won’t matter

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i really did not anticipate where this headline was going

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All I want is to boink bobby flay

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wtf did i just read on quora…

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has time changed yet?? pls tell me is this the 1st or 2nd 1:00 am dbdbbdbf

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@ThatGirlShaeXo how do you own over 20 bras that you don’t like…. girl stop buying them

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@0r0kusakii Yikes

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i keep catching myself humming in my post-mæstrobation haze…. yesterday it was beethoven’s 5th symphony and then today was… LMFAO’s sorry for party rocking