Ana B

this account is 87% Ravens tweets, 13% me being old person yells at cloud. she/her

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

I don’t know who in the Ravens flock needs to hear this but it’s a receiver CORPS not a core.

The Ravens have a CORE of young players.

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

I posted this on threads (because that is the heated rivalry app) and the number of “Ovechkin like Putin and Trump” killed me

Yes, so does like 94% of the NHL, what else are you bringing to this interaction?

[gi 🫍 @karlsasson]

if you’re picking hockey teams based on joy and whimsy you really should be a washington capitals fan because i never quite understand what’s going on in that locker room but they sure do appear to be having a good time

[gi 🫍 @karlsasson]

if you’re picking hockey teams based on joy and whimsy you really should be a washington capitals fan because i never quite understand what’s going on in that locker room but they sure do appear to be having a good time

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

… meanwhile Caps pride night 2024 and 2023. They’re not a perfect org, but for a mega corporation based in DC at the nexus of the anti-LGBTQIA rhetoric, to have done this after the election is meaningful. Also the 2025-26 season one is Jan 17

[avery 🏳️‍⚧️ @admbeaumont]

All The Things She Said remix at the Capitals game 🫩 Girl we just want inclusive policy and the reinstation of Pride Nights and actual tangible commitments to the community not flashy dance music that says you’re in on the joke

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@robertmays I’m just here for the restaurants at each stop 😅

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

Tom Wilson snatching the pacifier (mouthguard) out of Sebastian Aho’s mouth could’ve been practice for taking Matthew Tkachuk’s, and would’ve been 1000x funnier

[procavia capensis @konified]

Would the Capitals have played better against the Panthers? Probably not, but the series would’ve been much funnier

[Megan O'Matz @MegsNewz]

A company linked to Dr. Phil’s son, Jay McGraw, is alleged in lawsuits to profit from Minto Money, a tribal lender that offers small-dollar loans online at astronomical rates. / Here is our ⁦@propublica⁩ ⁦@adndotcom⁩ story, of a town divided… https://t.co/lyeORbfMYl

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@MizzzAlia As an American, I support rooting against the team that makes all of the USA look bad

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@MizzzAlia As a DC resident who needs a good parade, I support this message

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@22DUHAIME … does he close his eyes as the blade is cutting bc he didn’t have goggles?? Like I was not good at shop class but that seems bad???

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

If anyone got the photo of a woman in a white fur bucket hat who turned a black Tom Wilson jersey into a Jarvy jersey for Seth Jarvis (notably and only of the Canes) in section 113 of COA, I hope you report it to the FBI. #allcaps

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read. https://t.co/xoi2Fre1Bl

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@MizzzAlia Can we get a one for one? I’ll move to Canada, they can move here

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

… wya @AmericanAir

[Ben Chalfin @BenChalfin]

So, I have just had the most nightmarish travel experience in my life, thanks to @AmericanAir. Executive summary is that we were supposed to get home to Philly Saturday afternoon, but we ACTUALLY got home Monday night--more than 48 HOURS late, WITHOUT our checked bag. 1/x

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

Since women can’t be trusted or believed, I suggest you do your own research, the following Google terms may help:
- commercial real estate economic downturn
- inelastic demand
- commercial real estate investment banks

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

The cesspool that is Twitter: let’s blame women for taking away good things.

Reality: you’re going back to the office because billionaires who own real estate want that real estate filled and you having to consume things like paid parking, $5 coffee, and such.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

this picture was the beginning of the end after a decade of ZIRP. they thought they were making an innocent video but ended up creating a historical artifact instead. we would still be working remotely if not for this. deserves to be in history and economics textbooks

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

@Avalanche The pose doesn’t look stupid if ALL of us do it, get on board Nate

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

If the people who have problems with how the AP MVP vote works could channel their energy into the structural problems and flawed mechanisms by which voting for much more meaningful things that impact many more lives…

Or touch grass.

[Ana B @ana_bad3]

Thanks for the mems, goodbye forever.

[Jonas Shaffer @jonas_shaffer]

A new @BaltimoreBanner investigation:

Ravens kicker Justin Tucker has been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior by six massage therapists. https://t.co/ZDsDJ0bzvW

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

Please just release Justin Tucker man.

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Ravens had the toughest strength of schedule of AFC playoff teams & has the best strength of victory.

Lamar Jackson & the O kept things afloat while the 32nd-ranked pass D and Justin Tucker found its footing.

Now they’re AFC North Champs.

MVP voters, consider accordingly.