Anabanana

being an adult is not easy

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

my life runs into error every 3 seconds

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how to breakup with a city? asking for a friend.

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i have forgotten how to use this platform

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@fre3kyll YAAASS ONLY TWEET OF YOURS THAT I AGREE WITH

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Is it still okay to accept friend requests on Facebook after 638 weeks?

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go to the seaside for a year, sagittarius.

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

@sher_cake valentines is important

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@sher_cake no girl, unacceptable

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m i the last one to notice that all our tweets are marked “from earth” on the bottom. find me tweets marked “from moon” somewhere please

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i am directing a theatre play. and it’s going to be playing in manhattan. my 15 year old self probably didn’t even know what manhattan was. i am finally cool for my teenager self.

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

I was a ten but he was a joker.

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@_MonilPatel I’m clearly not talking about you

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i have an actual fear of if I find someone to date, and introduce them to my friends, they will fall for my friends because all my friends are so goddamn beautiful. I’m not joking or being nice to my friends. I’m genuinely concerned.

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

people complaining about gen z - you are gen z.

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im in that phase where i can’t imagine anyone while singing a love song SHIT

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@_MonilPatel Your loneliness

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@NisargAvashia as if he’d agree

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not to be unromantic but I would rather wake up alone than with someone’s armpit hair in my nose

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@jaypandya05 Can I use this as a dialogue in my film please? I’ll credit you.

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

@offclASTRO i hope you had the best day ever, happy birthday love youuuu

[Anabanana @anacoconutoil]

pandemic got me imagining peoples noses through the masks and now I can’t even stop without them