Anastasia Crowder

it's my party & i'll tweet if i want to

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

is putting on a duvet cover a workout to anyone else? 😅

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

my coworker just brought me the 5 boxes of girl scout cookies i ordered from her daughter... i’ve never felt more judged

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only i would break a nail at the gym just while taking off my coat 🤦‍♀️

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

i’ve never been so relieved to be poor and not a social media influencer #FyreFestivalDocumentary

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

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“Why can’t people just own their shit?!” -my mom. Guys I just unleashed only 1 weeks worth of drama, anxiety, and frustration on this lady and truer words were… https://t.co/J9hUbkVLG4

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Season 2 is coming next month.

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It’s way too early for a religion chat at work y’all. 😴

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

2 dances in to watching the new @NBCWorldofDance already crying 🙄😭

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

GUYS! Did you know that May is #mentalhealthmonth?! Mine was off to a rough… https://t.co/WC5CwzgrMN

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

Today a customer referred to their backorder email notification as “the kiss of death email.” #thatsabitmuch

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It’s not called Dancing with the Athletes 🙄🤬 #dancingwiththedisappointed

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Watching @TheFollowingFOX still gives me chills #BringBackJoeCarroll

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Why doesn’t coffee make me feel this way on weekdays?!

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

When your @huntakillerinc box is out for delivery 👏🔪💣🔫

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

It’s amazing how eating a salad for dinner magically erases all the alcohol you’ve consumed in the past week 🤣🥗

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

I wonder if expecting mothers get as much satisfaction checking to see what’s been purchased from their registry, as I do watching @Instacart shop for my groceries...

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When as a customer service rep you are being yelled at and they say “I know it’s not your fault, but...” then bitch why are you yelling at me?!?! #humanverbalpunchingbag

[Anastasia Crowder @anacrowder]

So close to the red wedding chapter in @GameOfThrones book 3 👏 #worthallofthehours