sexy probiotica

morenaza suertudota💋

[oimiento @oimiento]

México es el más fino trabajo de Dios, se pasó d verga

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

A fan in the crowd of the Dodgers vs A’s game today was HYPED AND LOUD after Mexico scored a goal in their World Cup match vs Ecuador 🇲🇽😂

Via NBC Bay Area

[sexy probiotica @anaferh]

El sábado se cayó la app y OTRA VEZ HOY???????? @banamex

[sreeky @sreekyshooter]

you’ve found me at a particularly Paraguayan time in my life

[esther ྀིྀི @y2kezther]

mostrando pro cara do ti o problema no meu pc

[🪼 @dailypxst]

Yo cuando tomo decisiones sin pensar en las consecuencias.

[princess mikaila 💚 🐅 @awesomemikaila]

Built this self esteem brick by brick

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

A gift of discernment is wild because you can have zero evidence on what is going on, but you still know what is really going on

[Dr.アラレさん @arale_sandayo]

ちょっと、生々しいお話をさせてください。 男性って、お金を持ち始めるとね、もっといい女性が欲しい、となるんです。 でも、女性がお金を持ち始めると、もう男なんていなくても平気、となります。 可笑しいくらい、見事に真逆なんです。 理由を、お話しします。 人間の業の深さが、視えてくる話です。

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[sexy probiotica @anaferh]

Un viejo del gimnasio me preguntó q si era uruguaya 😭😭🙂🙂😭😭!!??

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels to explain ur problem to customer support chat bot

[sexy probiotica @anaferh]

Ternera Podrida https://t.co/UFYAAsl7UF via @YouTubeMusic