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[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Til my tongue broke!

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

i'm so glad i grew up watching all these animated shows instead of nonsensical AI stories of fruits and vegetables 🙂‍↔️

[west @Rickwest_]

Like we all wanted a hood nigga 😭😭

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

Cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí:

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

[$.3.t @anaivas23]

Fr gusto never says anything incriminating and all I need is a belly full of milk

[$.3.t @anaivas23]

Now that my truck is fixed every cruise I been looking back like Alex and his truck are supposed to be right along with us 🥹💗

[k @ysljennii]

rappers used to be fit & fine smh, now all we have is big drug belly demons :(

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

yall aren’t real freaks like her

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

Normal person: I wish my husband was still alive 😢🕊️
Erica Kirk when her husband was shot:

[Day. @__Noirnecessity]

I’m giving everybody exactly what they give me ✍🏾

[$.3.t @anaivas23]

Why have I seen this story every where bunch of different creators 😑

[jane @ijanedoll]

My son cheated on his baby mama when they were together, and I told her straight up leave him and move on with your life. Fast forward some time later, my coworker was talking about how he wished he had a good woman. From what I’ve seen over the years, he’s a solid man. So I decided to introduce him to my son’s baby mama. Now here we are a year later… and they’re getting married. My son is mad and calling me “the opp,” but I told him he can’t be mad at nobody but himself. You had a good woman and didn’t treat her right so it’s only right another man gets to love her correctly.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Are u sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

Me :

[Yolanda @you_land_airr]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[OG Slim @Jody_McFly]

Can coon is insane I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂