Koko, The ghost

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve

[belén @belenlionn]

Imagínate ser uno de estos hombres y decirle a tu mujer “amor, ponete linda que vamos a festejar que capturé a un dictador”

[Koko, The ghost @anakin_fallen]

JAJAJAJA es una mamada este marrano

[El Rey @MrReyKing]

JAJAJAJAJA por qué vergas se echa de cuatro lociones?

[DAN @GordoDan_]

Como se sintió el yanqui que EVAPORÓ a Chávez de un misilazo por placer

[Rhevolver @Rhevolver]

La entrada de los Delta Force a Venezuela para capturar a Nicolás Maduro con música de los Credence Clearwater Revival de fondo. Absoluto cine.

[Koko, The ghost @anakin_fallen]

😹🥳����️

[TheDoomerTapes @DoomerTapes]

Bombing the corpse of Hugo Chavez for fun is exactly what I voted for

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriage is not beautiful.

Marriage can be quite ugly; it reveals the absolute worst in someone. You see them when they're mad, sad, stubborn, and unlovable to the point that it makes you want to scream. But you also witness them laughing so hard that tears stream down their face, accompanied by those amusing, involuntary noises.

You share those 3 a.m. moments when the world is asleep, and it’s just the two of you, sitting on the kitchen floor, enjoying a midnight snack. You get to see sides of them that no one else does, and they’re not always pretty. It’s about snorting while laughing, shedding tears when everything feels overwhelming, dealing with the occasional flatulence, waking up to bedhead and bad breath, engaging in spontaneous dances, and experiencing the full spectrum of anger and joy.

Marriage isn’t beautiful, but it is amazing. It’s knowing that someone loves you deeply and won’t leave you, even when you say something hurtful. It’s about having someone who supports you no matter what. It involves arguments over trivial matters, like who didn’t do the dishes or pick up after themselves. And it includes those nights when you fall asleep in each other’s arms, feeling as though there will never be enough time together. It’s about caring for them when they’re sick, whether that means cleaning up after them or simply rubbing their back for comfort.

It’s the dirtiest, hardest, and most rewarding job there is. Because at the end of the day, you get to crawl into bed with your best friend—the weirdest, most annoying, loving, goofy, and perfect person you know. Marriage may not be beautiful, but it’s one hell of a ride.

[Métanle un pepazo a Diosdado @ratisconi]

Se hizo canon.

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Maduro hearing Fortunate Son at 3am

[El Erre 4 🏴‍☠️ @Latarjet]

Imagínate ser tan gato que seas Mexicano y andes protestando por la captura de Nicolás Maduro cuando TODOS TODOS TODOS lo días te meten el pito los de Morena.

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Kath @Paprikath]

Ni los Venezolanos lloramos tanto por el petróleo como los comunistas de otros países lo lloran. No se preocupen nosotros queremos esto.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️🇻🇪 Venezuela ahora puede tener la prosperidad que merece 🇻🇪❤️

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Hit the Mexican cartels next

[Koko, The ghost @anakin_fallen]

Por qué toda la gente que apoya a Morena es desalineada y fea?

[Alfredo Adame 🙈 @GoldenBoy_OF]

Coqueto, nunca te han dicho que eres un Tazo dorado corazón? 🥰

[Diego @DiegOrtiz_26]

"Si eres mexicano y te alegras por lo que hizo Trump en Venezuela, debería darte vergüenza"

Yo cuando vi la foto de Maduro capturado:

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

The asshole in Colombia and the bitch in Mexico are officially on notice. Put a pep in your fucking step.

[María 💙 @MariaVFH]

Vieron como rusia y china ayudaron al narcodictador maduro???

Yo tampoco. JAJAJAJAJA que chinguen a su madre los zurdos, en México y en todo el mundo.

[MILO @Nero]

MEXICO NEXT MEXICO NEXT

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Rodrix @ruinacircular_]

"Ya no existe el derecho internacional" nunca ha existido el derecho internacional you stupid slut