Sham

Fuck that, shmoke away; I'm gonna put a hole in your skull with my fist

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Enda O'Halloran @EO_Halloran]

Has there ever been a group of people whose identity is as universally ignored as Ulster Loyalists lol

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Guy admits he would fuck roadkill if God wasn't watching him: "Checkmate atheists"

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

‘My enemies are anti fascist’ isn’t a great look for a guy who profits off helping the government surveil you

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[wilderness proponent @JTommins]

Anyone know a good film to watch when you’re feeling spiritually biologically and psychologically incapable of adjusting to the society in which you live

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Dude cracks me up 😭😭😭

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I used to think I couldn’t be swayed by advertising, but this World Cup has given me the urge to buy a barrel of crude oil from Saudi Aramco.

[logie @historymanlogie]

shit like this helps you to understand why the nva were willing to merc anyone even suspected of collaborating with the people willing to do this

[Direitista na Net @Direitistananet]

a final dessa copa vai ser tipo

[Jake Wilson @LaMotta248]

just watched Project Hail Mary and here is my sequel pitch - after returning to Earth, Gosling and the rock monster move to LA and start a small private detective agency… also the rock monster is now played by Russell Crowe

[ريّان @MarkoRoyn]

الفيفا مرة اخرى تكافئ ميسي

الارجنتين ستلعب ضد منتخب بالكامل مصاب❌

[The Don of Vaughan @SteveDelDucaFan]

Winner gets Hitler’s secret gold reserve

[Ethan Beard @ethan_beard1920]

Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

delphic oracle: if you intervene the us team will be at full strength against a weak belgian squad and a devastating victory will be won

trump: tremendous, no further questions

[Minister for Cork @CMATfan69]

best toilet in ireland 2002

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

[Koen Lemmens @UwDienstwillige]

As a Belgian, I never want to beat a team because my King asks the sports federation to alter the rules in my favour. I want all the smoke. Guess things are diffferent overseas.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Endrick: It’s my dream to win the World Cup

Carlo Ancelotti: