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[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[analise @analiseraeee]

@HaitianDvorce not me having to work tomorrow at a bowling alley 🥰

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Warm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your twenties are for two things: buying fun little drinks & being crushed by the inescapable feeling that everything about you is broken

[analise @analiseraeee]

@toeanalow congrats Toe! 🥳

[analise @analiseraeee]

serving Patrick Stump some mozzarella sticks tonight really was my peak truly life changing

[analise @analiseraeee]

just realized all of the snapchat filters work on my cat and someone needs to take my phone from me now

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOUR YEARS TO USE THIS

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Today, my skeleton feels tired. I do not know how to fix this.

[AK @shrekgirlie]

news outlets sharing “breaking news” updates on numbers every four minutes

[preston @prestovision]

i have no funny jokes for today i have only panic

[thomas @iucipur]

Absolutely no rhythm

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

LOOK AT HIM. HE LOVES ICE.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

girls using🥺: guys using🥺:

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

it’s time for nicolas cage to save the united states of america and steal mitch mcconnell

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

absolute thrill to give the pan a little shake when im cooking. no idea what the fuck im doing but it sure makes me feel fancy

[Mikey Reid @themikeyreid]

so you’re telling me this depression is great?

[analise @analiseraeee]

@VinMan17 in honor of the new Phineas and Ferb coming out today here is a picture of my small orange son who I named Phineas after the legend himself