@manicopossum Actually a really cute idea. Buying her clothes and having her dress up. Making a little album of Polaroids, with her showing off every pretty curve in her new clothes. Then ripping those clothes off her and taking new pictures of her proudly showing off every little mark after.
Making her sit in my lap while forcing hard liquor down her throat until she chokes on it because she is cute when she is sloppy drunk and I have to carry her to bed