bigtiddyknockers

fire signs only

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I would probably call people more often if they wouldn’t get a missed call notification. I love to call and I love to be called randomly but I hate knowing that a return call will be coming for me at an unknown time. I recognize this is something deeply wrong with me

[bigtiddyknockers @analtart]

@evilrashida Are you actually 45

[bigtiddyknockers @analtart]

@dummyzone69 I also relate to buster and Lucille and what's worse is my brother's 6 year old (they live in another state) thinks that my mom and I are a couple like grandma and aunt grandma

[kay @kissbelgica]

people with skinny moms scare me it just doesnt feel right

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I've never met a person who wears colored contacts that is mentally sound.

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[bigtiddyknockers @analtart]

@t0nischwartz But better believe it's sticking to my bush

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

this wouldn’t even happen on veep

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[s44nti @s44nti]

cada vez que toco 2 veces el audífono para cambiar la canción me siento como

[gul @goths4jesus]

Can i kill myself not like permanently just like a day to make a statement on how upset I am

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

people really dont like when you are always sad and something is Always happening to you

[bigtiddyknockers @analtart]

@intelligentpawg Girl there are people attempting to be Jacksonville Florida influencers

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

opening Spotify without having any songs that you are currently obsessed with is like opening the fridge knowing there's no food worth eating inside