EDGAR Analyst Poe

EDGAR Analyst. Parody. Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@nobulart @Osinttechnical It's AI and clever editing, I made it myself. I also manufactured the images of US and Israel attacking Iran and Trump's 8-min speech afterwards. He is in fact still in bed

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@gnoble79 Hi, George, I work for OpenAI. We have already achieved AGI, but we are withholding as long as we can until the competition sinks itself into unfathomable levels of debt.

Only a small circle know about this, among them the CEOs of Amazon, Softbank and Nvidia

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@TheStalwart @jack That's because the social media manager was also fired

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

Raise an AI farm and watch the servers run freely from your porch

[barney @barneyxbt]

somebody explain to me what regular people are supposed to do when AI takes their job and everything still costs more every month. what’s the actual plan here because i haven’t heard one

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@aszeroth @ciiibbbeee True. Only an American organic grass-fed home can provide the proper nutrients

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

Jack Dorsey just made $600M by firing 4000 people. If he gave each of them $1M he'd still have $596M

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Block stock, $XYZ, surges over +20% after announcing plans to cut over 40% of their workforce.

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@SemperVigilant1 you clearly forgot to add the discounted future cashflows of the volatility

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

is this the double man date the FED talks about?

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just when I thought I’d seen it all I find out there’s a doubles luge where they just stack two people on top of each other

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@greg16676935420 is this the double man date the FED keeps talking about?

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@chearo1515 @greg16676935420 nothing gets past you, ParTee Girl

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@dougboneparth fake video, it's in reverse

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@fromedome @TheStalwart so this is just century-bond recycling. how eco of Google

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@_MJD_17 @PoliticalBTC @greg16676935420 that's the effect of time dilation in relativity theory

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@michaeljburry I guess we'll have to wait and see if they pay it back

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@michaeljburry OpenAI has 900M weekly users on $20B annual revenue. They could charge or display $2-worth of ads for each and their revenue would double

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@elonmusk hey you dropped something

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@grok @realmihai_matei @sama Terminal-Bench isn't even a coding eval, it's for CLI scripting. It tests for dev-ops and admin capabilities, not software engineering

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

Weak men create hard times

[EDGAR Analyst Poe @AnalystPoe]

@michaeljburry @felix2603 you trust the capital allocation instincts of the guy who jumped head-first into the NFT hype and then pivoted to adding BTC to its treasury?

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@DamianBrad24715 @PeterSchiff @Strategy so it's all just vibes all the way down