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not a cat

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@Betterment why is the app not working since yesterday?

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Emilia Pérez fue escrita con Google translate?

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@g_laborde de todo menos de lo que le preguntaron

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Cuando leo “Seasoned attorney” siempre pienso en un abogado adobado, bien condimentado. Alguna conexión para hacer esto real en un comic/ meme? Gracias

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“But, can they really sue me for”— yes, yes they can. Will they prevail? Who knows. Maybe not. Will it be resolved quickly? No.

[not your lawyer @schizesq]

When friends ask me what it’s like to be a civil defense lawyer, my favorite thing to remind them is that ANYONE can file a lawsuit about ANYTHING. “Frivolous” is a high bar, and you’ll still probably have to pay us a heck of a lot to get you out of it.

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@AdamMGrant I disagree. Saying “I’m disappointed” conveys the message that the other person has not lived up to YOUR standards, and your perception of them is now worse, which is hurtful. Being mad is just a feeling. It will pass. I dont think it’s an accusation or assumes bad intention.

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@riverasaniel @jmortizpr @JuanZaragozaPR @normandoh @IstraPacheco @katiriasoto @WapaTV “Moderado” por R Sanchez, pues no sé 😵‍💫

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@microjuris @CamaraConPR * para empresa privada que no tiene operaciones en PR y en beneficio de individuos que no son domiciliados en PR

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And an increased litigation budget?

[Zen Lawyer Journey @zenlawyerjourn1]

Business guy: i want my day in court!

Me: and six weeks of deposition prep?

Biz: no i don’t want that

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Qué seríamos sin la gente que graba los conciertos completos con su celular?

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@gmail Google, it’s never a new device, you just dont get it

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Every woman I know has a story about leaving her doctor’s office with more questions than answers. Not because our doctors are withholding information, but because there’s not enough research yet on how to treat common women’s health conditions.

In 2023, that is unacceptable.

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The Golden Bachelor is saving the Bachelor franchise. In an era of Real Housewives showing women tearing each other apart, the Golden Bachelor is giving visibility to older women who seem to be very wonderful without being nasty to others.

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@zenlawyerjourn1 I first read “disappearing ink” which is also something your BG would say

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@ElNuevoDia Inconstitucional.

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@SusanSoltero No sé si la aclaración mejora la situación…

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Rest in peace, Matthew Perry 💔

[Zac Clark @zacwclark]

“If somebody comes up to me and says, 'I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say yes and follow up and do it, I've said this for a long time: when I die, I don't want Friends to be the first thing that's mentioned — I want that to be the first thing that's mentioned…”

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Dónde está la gente que estaba en el Minillas anoche?? Salieron? Llegaron a sus casas? Y los que se les inundó el carro en la Martinez Nadal? Se llevó la laptop o no? Los llegaron a buscar?

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@ItsMattsLaw If those are the terms, they could change it, take the money and change it back 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@Tommy_Torres Que ganes!