salami socrates

hi my name is anna and i've never finished a chapstick

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i will now be referring to baths as "me soup" thank you for your time

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

having skaters i literally look up to like videos i post of me skating makes me feel so proud of the work ive put in

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

every time i think i've made a new friend

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i was never supposed to reach this age

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

do men just really have no original behaviors or excuses 😂

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

think i just need to be done dating forever there's no way i can make it through something like this again

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

so much gooner content being pushed to my ig explore page 😒

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

"be yourself" i don't even know her!

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

okay now it's giving me nonstop bra insert ads, the pendulum has swung to the opposite side

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

my tiktok algorithm seems to think i have giant yitties with the bra ads it gives me

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

@luvvkaelyn i am so down

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i need to start building up a better wardrobe

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i'm trying to come to terms with the fact that the only way i'm gonna get a fat ass without surgery is working out outside of skating 😭

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

they really stepped up the music budget on love is blind this season lol

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

sometimes when i stare at something still i can literally see my astigmatism lol

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

@luvvkaelyn thank you girl!! 💕

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

considering doordashing myself a birthday cake since i can't go out and get one

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i just wanna know why my mom has to nickel and dime me at every possible turn

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

can't wait for winter to be over so i can go back to being regular depressed

[salami socrates @ananab_das]

i rlly wish i had more videos of me skating but it's so awkward to ask someone to take one and my bf just doesn't