Ananyaa Goel

Struggling entrepreneur, wannabe climate activist.
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[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Remember when we (90s kids) were in school & they'd teach us about climate change & how in 20 years there would be too much damage to repair so we'd make posters & stick them around our school for awareness?
It's been 20 years. We're in trouble. We're still only making posters.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Can vegans consume honey? That's an animal product technically......

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

For the idiots still bursting firecrackers in #Delhi, I keep hoping one of the sounds is a gun shot aimed at your stupid, fog filled heads.
#aqi

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Trust the Animal, for it cannot lie.
Do not trust the Human, for all it can do is lie.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Sometimes, doing nothing is better than doing the wrong thing.
#BJPHataoDeshBachao

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Can you imagine, in India, there isn't 1 person strong enough to call the government and tell them to lay their hands off strays.
Miss you, #RatanTata

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Can't breathe in #Delhi . Courts allowed firecrackers, now we're stuck with the same air.
Some judges should be debarred for bad judgements.
#delhi AQI sucks

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@8ap Sorry, you're not a dog parent or lover.

•Strays walk with you when they sense danger
•Keep actual menaces like monkeys & dangers like snakes away
•They quietly suffer through all weather & accidents, and still get happy & give love when someone treats them well

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@narendramodi The youth vote you wanted is at risk.
Pet care is an $8 billion industry. You think these people spending this much on pet care will like what your first time in 20 yrs gov @BJP4Delhi is doing?
Step in. We only believe in you to give us what we need. #StrayDogs

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@RekhaGuptaDelhi Mistake to vote you in. What did the dogs do to you? What about actual issues like crime, traffic, the fact that this city is broken!?
Good luck with your one term, jitna karna hai kar lo.
Delhi HATES you.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Where does one complain about fire crackers being burst in South Delhi way after permitted time @DelhiPolice

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Convo at Google Office-

Boss- Our platform is too easy to use, too user friendly!
Dev - That's good, we worked on that!
Boss- No, look at Meta, it's impossible to figure out. That's the benchmark of tech
Dev- But won't that piss them off
Boss- It's ok, they have nowhere to go

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Excuse me, @NetflixIndia, where is #Decoupled Season 2?

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@JoeHolder_ She missed a pandemic. And that's all these past 5 years have really been about

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Apart from the prestige of being @airindia , is there any operational reason why this airline should still exist!?
1.5hr average delay on 2 of my #airindia flights this week Del-Bom-Del
Thanks for having NO value for my time. You need to get on board with new India, or shut down

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Comedy movie plot-
2 kids in the 90s share a phone for safety, old school style, alternate days and all.
But one of the kids gets kidnapped on the wrong day.. the one without the phone.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Ye banayenge "Swacch Bharat". Aap ki soon to be sarkar.
God help us all.
#DelhiUniversity #Elections2023

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@DeutscheWelle Delhi Street dogs cruelly caught using wire tongs in the name of G20. Where are they being held? How are they being treated?

How does that square with the summit slogan of "One Earth, One Family, One Future"?

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

Do you think she meant to get a tattoo that said Bananas or does she think this means life or love or something.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

I hope you get lice on your bald head, @JeffBezos
For charging "rent" for old movies, when we're already paying for prime.

[Ananyaa Goel @ananyaa9]

@ashoswai He's just jealous unki side Mughals ne kuch nahi banaya.