Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Me: I’m a PhD, electrophysiologist
Attendant: Thank god! 60hz noise is interfering with flight control.
Me: connects ground lead between fuselage and armrest
[Everyone cheers]
MD’S MOM: couldn’t you've been a PhD, Janet?
Hey #AcademicTwitter, I want to ask how usually the process of writing a #paper usually goes in your labs. Do you wait for the first author (#PhD student or #PostDoc) to write everything themselves and you just edit later? #AcademicChatter
After my CV, personal and institution website, Google Scholar, ResearchGate, Publons, LinkedIn, Orchid, Web of Science, Scopus, Pure, Academia, I can’t wait for the next tool to simplify managing my academic profile
@thoughtsofaphd I don't even go to the gym to impress men 😂. Is more to impress myself how strong I can get. Plus the 🍑.
And obviously I'm doing a #PhD because I want to, not to impress a single person on this Earth 🤷
Had so much #fun last #night with these beautiful ladies. But now is Sunday and it's time to write a bit. Yeah I know, it's Sunday, but I have a deadline 🤣
#phdchat#AcademicChatter