Emmanuel Avisseh

[Emmanuel Avisseh @anasco]

The @EverSQL magic really works - from 3 min 19.978 secs to 14.231 secs! Simply fantastic

[Emmanuel Avisseh @anasco]

"@UberFacts: Bill Gates said that he always gives the laziest people the hardest jobs, because they'll find the easiest way to do it."

[Jet is #MadeOfBlack @daquicksilver]

RT @OkeyBakassi_: Parents shld give kids serious beatings for nothing occasionally, so dat they will understand that life is hard, and...

[Jet is #MadeOfBlack @daquicksilver]

RT @OkeyBakassi_: Knowledge is knowing that 'agbalumo' is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing you can't put it in fruit salad.

[Jet is #MadeOfBlack @daquicksilver]

1. Never get shot with your own merchandise. #OrlovsRules

[Emmanuel Avisseh @anasco]

"@Ch4BrianFantana: Sarcasm is just one of my many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions."

[funny humour @funnyhumour]

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

1024x768.

[Emmanuel Avisseh @anasco]

Check out Keynotopia: mobile and web UI #design templates for Keynote and PowerPoint. #UX #mockups http://t.co/Y0HBjB7q via @amirkhella

[Words @wordstionary]

Happiness is a choice, not a result. Nothing will make you happy until you choose to be happy.

[Words @wordstionary]

When you’re mad, try to sit alone and think back. Remember, sometimes we need to fix ourselves first before we fix others.

[caprice crane @capricecrane]

When someone says, "long story short," after they've already been talking too long, I like to say, "Nice try, asshole."

[Emmanuel Avisseh @anasco]

Music Beta for Google rocks!!!