Flight attendant: Is there a Dr. on this flight?
Dad: that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Maybe you can flippy Mctwisty him back to health
Me: Dad, thereβs an emergency
Dad: use your βalways specialβ cheat code
Me: But weβre in first class and I paid for our flight
Sometimes I just get so demotivated since I'm not very good at this, but then I remember, it's not about being good, or even about people liking your music. It's about you learning and growing as an artist, and most importantly having fun and riding the retro wave
well well, Spotify finally decides to go SoundCloud on us, and I gotta say, this line sounds like this is an april fools article: βthe company will offer artists 50 percent of Spotifyβs net revenue and 100 percent of royalties for the songs they uploadβ https://t.co/P39NOG2LWm
TIL every payment made using Venmo is public by default and you can access any and all of these payments using their API without an access token. What idiot thought this was a good idea? https://t.co/eONZpoaTVy
WOWπ΅ So Netflix is seriously justifying their 'autoplay previews' feature as an effort to bring back the good old TV experience?? Are they fucking shitting me?!?? People flocked to streaming services BECAUSE THEY HATED THE FUCKING TV EXPERIENCE!!! π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ