Ian Minter

Thicc Dad, Cosmopolitan zaftig bedlamite and part time misanthrope, cynic and fecundator .

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@kdawgf1 @BenStiller Thanks man. I needed that laugh.

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Tim Pool, a far-right influencer who was exposed last summer for accepting up to $400,000 a month from Russian state media to spread misinformation, was given the first question at today's White House press briefing.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@Pierce_Brown I can see the slowmo scene of day of doves switching back and forth with Darrow losing his whole company on Venus when I hear Achilles Come Down by @gangofyouths

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@RealCandaceO This is the background on my monitor I made to help me remember to be a good husband,dad and boss

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@notcapnamerica Head of the Galactic Empire says they can teach about the "Fall of Alderan" but should not mention the rebel alliance.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

Today, we remember Dorothy Zehnder, a Michigan icon. She has had such a lasting impact on our state both as an author and as a leader at the Bavarian Inn, where her hospitality and chicken dinners are the stuff of legend.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@BiggestWeek it's a really long walk. can we get a open platform that does laps next year? https://t.co/EZuXp6CcNc

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@BiggestWeek i looked so hard on may 5th for it......no luck

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@BSBOBIRD i was on the 8 am howard marsh guided tour, how can i get my ebird list?

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@CBSSunday how can you do a whole story on trucks and how they’re getting bigger and not talk about CAFE standards. Shameful.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@NateSilver538 that city in Alaska where ranch dressing was invented

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

THE ONLY AUTHOR WHO SHOULD NARRATE THEIR OWN AUDIO BOOKS IS Malcolm Gladwell, THE REST OF YOU ARE NARCISSISTS TO THINK YOU CAN DO BOTH WELL.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@CSDare def a lizard person

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

[Orkleth @orkleth]

@kennedytcooper Remember King Size Homer where in order to be considered disabled, he had be over 300 lbs. Homer started around 235-245 lbs.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@marcmaron @WTFpod If you live your life right, every day can be Sam Rockwell day.

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@delta thanks so much for holding dl2268 tonight so I didn’t have to run so fast!!!!!!

[Ian Minter @anationalpark]

@dad_ofalltrades Everyone. Even psychopaths.