neptune

disadvantage on charisma saves (they/them)

[mia︎ ⋆˚࿔ @cinevoidz]

love when christopher nolan shows the cast and crew how he wants things

[Sawyer ☆ Iron Lung x3🩸 @soykyu_]

u guys cant judge simon and assume hes regularly angry and aggressive when it was so fucking hot in that submarine. im abt to get so angry bc its so fucking hot in my house rn if i was in his position i wouldve created another layer of hell and driven that sub straight to there

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[tee!! 🎉 SEEING FIMMIES!!! 🕷️🕸️ @teealliums]

Being gay is NOT free I spent like £80 on resident evil last week

[notch🎈 @notch_night]

David Lynch’s yuri meditations VS Stephen King’s yaoi cocaine

[Harry @hdwmovies]

the three randomised endings gimmick in the movie Clue is so stupid because ending 3 has the greatest movie punchline of all time and the others pale in comparison

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Goodbye uptick in vampires movies representing economic collapse and greed.
Hello uptick in Frankenstein movies representing fear of man’s hubris and the fear of innovation without consideration.

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

texting was a mistake. nobody should be able to reach me unless they’ve paid a courier to hand deliver me a letter sealed w a wax emblem of their family crest. just imo

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

Hi!

Holocaust historian here. Let me see if I can help. That wasn't a "weird salute." It was a Hitler salute. Because Elon is a fucking Nazi.

Hope that helps!

[SoCharlie @socalledcharlie]

I need out of the US like yesterday.

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ @clqrkentz]

don’t let the tiktok ban distract you from the trump admission starting mass deportations in sanctuary cities such as chicago this tuesday, the time is intentional!!! pls don’t forget and be aware. inform ur communities and know your rights!!!!!!

[Dimension 20 🎲 @dimension20show]

🍳🥓🥞☕️

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[neptune @anaturalblue_]

Gender neutral bathrooms at the Dan and Phil live show this is so important to me

[Dementia Von Grimm @Dementia_Grimm]

The reason Christians were so confused as to think the Olympic opening celebration was "The Last Supper", instead of a celebration of The Feast of Dionysus, was because they were seeing in real time how Christianity stole imagery and stories from other older pantheons.