I find it endlessly amusing when men expect a level of domestic labour from me that I don't even do for myself. If I haven't built my own life around cooking every single day, what exactly makes you think you'll be the exception?
Vou ficar acordado até as 3 da manhã tendo que ir trabalhar às 8 porque não consigo não ver o jogo.
Se forem eliminados eu espero que venham a NADO do Canadá.
I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.
I’m always amazed by ukai cause imagine ur 26 working at ur mom’s market, ur grandpa is in and out of the hospital but finds time to roast you, a pretty brunette w glasses begs you constantly to become a coach, and suddenly ur a dad of 14 and working 3 jobs a day
just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me
he's signaling that i smell like weed.