Ann

Soup enthusiast

[Rachel Moss @supitsrachel]

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

[Ann @anavitz]

Remembering the time i was serving and by accident said “octopussy” to a table

[Ann @anavitz]

I’m the person I am today because of The Amanda Show

[Ann @anavitz]

Learned the entire life story of Dog the Bounty Hunter before 8am

[Ann @anavitz]

Hinge is one branding campaign away from just being an app to find people to hike with

[Ann @anavitz]

SpongeBob style ripped my pants this morning

[Ann @anavitz]

I miss having little work crushes at all my restaurant jobs

[Ann @anavitz]

Wishing all my hinge matches a Happy Valentine’s Day 🥰

[Ann @anavitz]

Saw one picture now I can’t stop repeating “Doug Dimmadome” over and over in my brain

[Ann @anavitz]

The ‘mom of the apartment’ urge to text my roommates about the impending snow storm

[Ann @anavitz]

Some people look like Chicken Run and you know what I mean

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

falling into a yam phase again

[Ann @anavitz]

Tell me HIS story

[Ann @anavitz]

@amarc7 Let’s fix that

[Ann @anavitz]

@CA55133 Yes

[Sofiya Alexandra @TheSofiya]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can fall in love with a man over email who turns out to be the one putting your small bookstore out of business

[Ann @anavitz]

I like to try and impress the guys at Jiffy Lube with how straight I can drive over that hole in the floor

[Cassandra @CA55133]

Hopelessly in love with any and every chef 😬😬😬

[Ann @anavitz]

@notne1uno @amarc7 7 minutes for the perfect soft boil

[Ann @anavitz]

In a group chat with the parents of the 4yo I nanny and all we talk about is dinosaurs