Ancano

You're all idiots and fools, degenerates and tools; I'll seize the Eye of Magnus and over Nirn I shall rule!

[Ancano @Ancano_]

I am at the College as an advisor to the Arch-Mage.

NOT as an advisor to the students.

I will not help you complete your assignments, organise your study diaries or help manage your student loan.

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@Ondoledad Plenty of butts, actually. It’s like, 50% of the whole deal.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Ancano @Ancano_]

I’d just like you all to know that if this is the end, if this gods forsaken site really does die, that it has been an absolute displeasure.

I wish each and every one of you the absolute worst.

Do not try to contact me ever again.

[Ancano @Ancano_]

Finally! The Eye of Magnus is in my grasp!
Aha! The Dragonborn approaches… but they are too late! Nothing can stop me now!

Don’t worry, my doting followers, I will dispatch this intruder, and I’ll update you all on my new power.

See you soon!

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@Need4Mead Did you truly never meet your own mother?

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*groans but like, in a very sexy Tsundere way, like, “oh I can’t stand you, but really I cant stand being away from you, but I cant show my emotions because I hate being vulnerable sort of way”. Like that.*

Ugh.

[Ancano @Ancano_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 1 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

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@Need4Mead No.

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@Need4Mead It’s understandable. Education in Whiterun isn’t simply deplorable, it is non-existent.

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@RaTsaja @Need4Mead @CryBlueofZ Fam I was charging hefty gold when I did that

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@Need4Mead @CryBlueofZ @RaTsaja I have the *best* gaming chair.

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@Ondoledad I’m just sad stamina DK was so shit. My main ended up becoming my dedicated max crafter. A dire fall from Grace.

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@CryBlueofZ @RaTsaja @Need4Mead Lucky? I ran carries on vMoL. I am simply a gaming god, naturally.

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@Need4Mead He and I are alike in many ways

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*opens app*

*sees the idiotic and ridiculous things you degenerates post*

*promptly closes it in disgust*

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@RaTsaja @CryBlueofZ @Need4Mead Flex

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While I’m glad to see SOME of you have taste…

Keep dreaming.

[Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead]

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@Ondoledad @Real_Ondolemar @WandererMerrow @RealDovahman @Aloe_Brevera Does anyone truly KNOW you? An impossible feat.

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I’m beginning to think the students are deliberately ignoring my “do not disturb” sign on my door.
I keep making it larger, yet they continue to annoy me.

At this point it’s bigger than the door and is simply more hassle than it’s worth.