President Elect John Doe

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If y'all don't behave I'll confiscate your gender pronouns

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@JAKpilled @TheAKGuy The hurt should be felt by politicians before it's felt by military personnel.

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@TimeInvarianceX @leonardaisfunny Glad I’m not a refugee

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@ghostzapperfan @HotepDoobs I doubt it. The average real price in 2020 dollars of a slave in 1860 was about $25k. (Source: https://t.co/KiORmoaedI) Chattel slavery was evil, but slave owners weren't stupid, and cutting the hands off of a $25k investment and making it worthless would have been stupid.

[Dr. Meatball @meatballworld]

Abolish garbage collection, no more cars, horses only, national religion is Scientology, Bakersfield is the capitol of the US, immediately establish a theocratic government in which I am God

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

suddenly plagued by the recollection of that fake paraplegic transformer who started a brawl at a furry convention

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

it’s funny bc anyone who has met these kinds of guys knows they will casually lift an anvil out of the back of their truck with no help and the worst posture you’ve ever seen in between slamming beers.

but you think they’d lose against nonbinary baristas with social anxiety? lol

[charlie coks @CharlieCoks]

Pentagon just released a photo of an F-35 just before taking off to hit Tehran

[Donut Operator 🍩 @DonutOperator]

@TonyGonzales4TX

[Lucas Botkin @LucasBotkin]

Better in some areas, worse in others.

[Dudley Brown @GunRightsPrez]

Then leave.

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

I love when immigrants come to America and then want to "preserve their culture." Isn't your culture the reason your country sucked in the first place?

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@MagmaKaiju @Joan_Atoms What's that British slang term for cigarette?

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Cuz you not supposed to, you SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@bp8208 @pnwguerrilla No

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@TheDanPeters @primediscussion These things have a GPS tracker inside. That GPS tracker uses a SIM card. If you feel cheeky, you can pop out the SIM card, stick it in a portable hotspot, and have free portable Wi-Fi until someone notices and turns it off.

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@Cheri1273 @sfmcguire79 @lawyergonerogue Yeah, this is not real, lol

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@robtax5 @sfmcguire79 @lawyergonerogue That would be counterproductive, the US military would not fight for the side that this student supports

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@jtimsuggs I had a reason. Plo Koon used force lightning.

[President Elect John Doe @ancap_igloo]

@libsoftiktok Notice the content of the attacker's character