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@IsaiahCTorre How do you know there wasn’t a bigass octopus at the end of the Cretaceous?

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@_petalite @demonlovesongz I’m picturing it with a little pink bow does that help?

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@Zaphodaa You’re getting stoned to death.

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@BeenBizi @imagesaicouldnt You censor Reddit and not meth.

Fascinating.

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@ultraboss551 @BoringNerdyKate I think a lot of media gaslights people into thinking males are focused solely on sex above anything else.

Source: The Big Bang Theory

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@num1tetofucker @IllusoryEve No poem dummy.

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@num1tetofucker We accepted you being bisexual but THIS, THIS CROSSES THE LINE.

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@HodariNundu I can hear “Animal I have become” despite this not being Spinosaurus.

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@num1tetofucker This is the first thing I saw when I woke up. Sounds fun.

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@bamboozled_dust We need to teach these bastards what a sophont is.

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@Kikponz @HAIL3YY4 PLEASE DO

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@hhhhunty Imagine if one of them just straight up looks like a Tripod from War of the Worlds and just does that ominous horn noise.

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Like this if you love big tits, reply if you like big beautiful ass or repost if you love chicken tenders.

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@starrysouled_ @eridiansq Tell me when you’re done or tell me other good fics I should read.

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@xenontf In this heat I see no other option.

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@eridiansq I just KNOW that “Grace go home” and “time go fishing” were recorded. Everyone and their dogs are going to be bawling.

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@eridiansq You just described watching phm.

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@hadalthresher Cool.

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@num1tetofucker How tall are you? In apples that is.

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@MbvBaryonix How do you even pronounce that?