poop keeper

Tweet is my middle name

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I’m very sorry everyone, but Poop Keeper must come to a close

This account has been run by @jifysn and @XXXIXXXYXXX this whole time

Feel free to follow us if you want more funny tweets as we won’t be tweeting here anymore

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Doc said drinking water is good your foreskin?

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Hot Ones but instead of eating wings they jerk off with shampoo #showerthoughts

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Buttsex was illegal in Oklahoma until 2017

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My dick just grew legs and walked away

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I just had to watch an unskippable .05 second ad

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“A house divided against itself can be rented out to 2 families” -Abraham Landlord

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Coming out as binary

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I’m done being retarded

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You used to call me on my meta glasses

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Anyone else participating in the new viral trend

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I've been sneaking sweet treats behind my mother's back Gosh I'm so bad

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I used to not believe in climate change but I’m warming up to itttgdsskfh

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What’s a bortion

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Does this fetus make me look pregnant?

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All of my followers abandoned me

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I hate when they make me take off my clothes at the orthodontist

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I was born at 12:01 so no not yesterday

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Pride month is cool and all but when is lust month

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I’m not good at public speaking so I’ve been practicing what I preach