glendorf

Tweets from an ancient wise elf. Glendelina = my wizard wife 🧙‍♀️

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Alien guys have my heart

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Brb have to run some fool’s errands

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Brb have to run some fool’s errands

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Someday my tweets will be unearthed and will be like the Rosetta Stone

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I’m studying cummistry on the pre-cum track

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I’m getting my phDih at Ball State University

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Hot take: reels > tiktok

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My daily dilemma is whether or not to fit as many balls in my mouth as I can

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The Amish need to stay in touch with things

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The real election

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Eminem be like: the mad hatta makes my bladda get fatta

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Eminem be like: the mad hatta makes my bladda get fatta

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@agelessbard They’re ancient and wise

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Almost a booger came out

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Almost a booger came out

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Don’t try stealing the idea. I’ve already trademarked it and got a patent pending

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I’m gonna start a donut company and donate all the profits to a good cause. My slogan will be “donut to a good cause”