Leaks, Leeks And Lakes

you ever leave a leaking leek in a lake?

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Imagine eating a full tub of chinese food. I'm talkin lunch special. Like really packed in there. Now imagine following that with 2 donuts and a large ice coffee. This is what our boys in blue face every day.

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Calling the police on my infant son because he will not latch.

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Me: Does Gooigi have a penis?

Mom: I don't know. Some people believe that. What do you think?

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Retail got my kegel game on fleek

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I'm gonna CUM in the bible.

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Joe Biden has mozzarella brain and looks like a reanimated corpse

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Teletubbies have cloacas and dipsy's feels the best

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@stvnicksfan1 Beatnik sex messiahs with a flair for the dramatic

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@Matty_G_kyd No I mean the film "the hunger games"

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Winona Ryder is not in the hunger games

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Might fuck around and become an urban legend

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Smurfette is a breed sow

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Eagerly awaiting a bold re-imagining of the Leisure Suit Larry ip.

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And that's how we got @MeghanMcCain

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John McCain married the heiress to the Anheuser-Busch fortune — and, you know what, he made love to each and everyone of those Clydesdale horses.

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I wish all soldiers were fallen soldiers

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End kangaroo courts in America! Kangaroos have the right to a fair trial!

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Epididymis on swol

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Yall ever just not wipe cus ur sooo tired?