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Tweeting mostly about PHP & development in general.

[And @and_php]

132,590 Lines of Code (LOC) - 100% Code Coverage! 😎

Unit: 2,902 Tests
Integration: 1,990 Tests
E2E: 496 Tests

Build Runtime: ~4 Mins (including all tests, PhpStan, PHPCS, Psalm, Deptrac, Composer Checks, Linting, PHPMND).

#php #testing #phpunit #stableSoftware #qa

[And @and_php]

@opodo @oversluizen @Hopkynson Fuck off idiots from Opodo. In the app there is NOTHING to cancel. On your website, the cancellation workflow does not work - at the end, nothing happens even after clicking away all your shit stupid offers to stay. Scam company. I'll report this to the European Comm. Good luck!

[And @and_php]

@afilina Yep, 100% true. We work in the marketing field and have many prospects asking for a free trial. While at the beginning we agreed and provided it, we didn't get a single valuable contract that way. We now always charge a fee up-front and get high quality customers valuing our work

[And @and_php]

@ThorstenRinne Eine sehr gute Idee. Ich würde es lokal spenden. Meine letzte Spende ging an die Tafel - das hilft den Menschen, die es wirklich brauchen.

[Jordi Boggiano @seldaek]

Composer 2.0-alpha1 is now available, see changelog and more at https://t.co/ZRQN8YK5dt #composerphp #php

[Andreas Möller @localheinz]

Thanks to @s_bergmann, @arneblankerts, and @spriebsch I have two extra 🎫 to the conference.

If you reply to this tweet here before May 19, 23:59:59 CEST, you enter a raffle with the chance to win one of these tickets - no strings attached.

🍀

Please retweet for reach!

[And @and_php]

@localheinz @s_bergmann @arneblankerts @spriebsch I hope the online conference becomes a success. I'll retweet for reach.

[Christian Lück @another_clue]

Today is my birthday 🥳 No BBQ party this year, so let's try something new:
Let's celebrate together and YOU get the presents! 🎁 Get early access to my upcoming @ReactPHP projects! Become a #sponsor on GitHub today to receive an invite! ❤️ #cluelabs
https://t.co/bExlSNau4E

[TomCap 🚧 Back at work 👨‍💻🚧 @TomCap15]

@Hummelfee5 Hab's gefunden! 😎

[Jay Kreps @jaykreps]

Look, I’m biased, but about 97% of blockchain usecases I hear about don’t need anything like blockchain, they just need a commit log, and they’d be about 100x simpler and faster if they just used @apachekafka. Or, for that matter, @PostgreSQL.

[Jordi Boggiano @seldaek]

Sunday marked 9 years since Composer's first commit! 🎂 To celebrate this `composer self-update --snapshot` now gives you 2.0-dev builds! 🚀 Try it out, let us know how things go. Please report issues on GitHub. 💥 #composerphp #php

[And @and_php]

@annebalad Sad. But please don’t be too scared.

[Jakub Kozłowski @kubukoz]

okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it

[Erin Fox @erinfoox]

I hate JIRA.

[Luís Cobucci @lcobucci]

A few releases today 🎉

lcobucci/coding-standard v4.0.0
https://t.co/4whEFr8zoY

lcobucci/di-builder v5.8.0
https://t.co/MiTYW2C8V9

lcobucci/behat-di-builder-extension v1.0.0
https://t.co/H3FsXpoRhN

lcobucci/clock v1.3.0
https://t.co/EeJml5834m

[And @and_php]

@maybeFrederick Well: Laravel... when something comes from their community, it’s usually unusable.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

It's that time of the day again.

Name an @awscloud service, and I will explain it to you in a single tweet.

Badly.

[Nikita Popov @nikita_ppv]

How can we keep moving PHP forward without breaking legacy code? Language evolution proposal to get the discussion started:

https://t.co/gQoNGWoHtj

[Jordan Eldredge @captbaritone]

Congratulations @StackOverflow on helping 2 million people exit Vim 📈

[And @and_php]

@dvassallo Good advice in theory. In Reality, I have my doubts that works out for most programmers, I’m sorry.