Carrot and Switch

[Carrot and Switch @and_switch]

Now that I've spoken it [a bit] into existence, I have to father it until it's free

[Carrot and Switch @and_switch]

This isn't a teachable moment, you just need a lamp stand

[Carrot and Switch @and_switch]

It's great cuz Woody Guthrie's basically just like if someone shook Bob Dylan