mother: *holding newborn for first time* awww look at you, you have my eyes.
Father: and my smile
Aragorn: you have my sword
Legolas: and you have my bow
Gimli: and my axe
Nurse: Can we get Security in here please, theyre back again.
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Wife: do they make 30-30s in a bolt action?
Me: yea! -thinking she wants one
Wife: unholy.........
๐๐ basically saying who the heck wouldnโt want a lever action