@AllisonRFloyd The most insulting thing I ever hear about men is other men going “who is going to open your pickle jars?”
That’s it? That’s what we’ve got to offer? Slightly easier access to pickles?
Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time
Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them
Imagine riding dick this hard over the suggestion that Elon Musk’s net worth drop from $1.14 trillion to $1.08 trillion.
Of course, “net worth” is a misleading term. His actual worth is nothing.
Welcome to the reality show at the end of the world, “What If We Gave a Trillion Dollars to a Shitbag?”
Heeeeere’s your host, the dumbest version of Satan.