Andrew - Black Lives Matter

My wife knows I’m flirting with you. A tweetie. "It's chaos, be kind." - Michelle McNamara “I have not yet begun to defile myself.” he/him

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

Me: “oh, someone really awesome followed me back, I should make a good impression”

Also me: *sends 33 consecutive tweets about butt plugs*

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@AllisonRFloyd @bdk1521 “90s star” is a hell of a way to spell “God. Damn. Legend.”

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@AllisonRFloyd The most insulting thing I ever hear about men is other men going “who is going to open your pickle jars?”

That’s it? That’s what we’ve got to offer? Slightly easier access to pickles?

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

A portion of my thinking power at all times is dedicated to not saying “you too” at the wrong time.

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@Blazingothx They go up the water spout

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@evuhldead Business casual purgatory?

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@headycrocker10 @angel_0f_deathx It shouldn’t have to be said, but I don’t think “oops” covers this one.

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@angel_0f_deathx Just… wow

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

“Is Dean Cain right about” No

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Is Dean Cain Right About Supergirl’s Earrings? https://t.co/NIwRsEa6Hl

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

Good news. I saw a squirrel from like
1 foot away today. Neither of us expected it, but the squirrel wasn’t bothered by it and that felt good.

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

I bet he thinks you’re pretty ugly too, scientists.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time

Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@FlyIngenuity I am 42 years old. I think I’ve aged reasonably well, but a little rough… I’m not sure I’ll ever look at old as this guy.

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@EkaBakie AHHHH! I love this so much. That’s how happy you should be!

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@AllisonRFloyd @sisko2112 “Behold, she is rocking that bikini”

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

“The anatomic bomb is ready”

“You mean atomic?”

“Uh oh”

*testicles fly everywhere*

[Lana the Bug 🪲💕 @lanabeesfw]

Anyways

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

@IDreamOfNinja Happy birthday!

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

Imagine riding dick this hard over the suggestion that Elon Musk’s net worth drop from $1.14 trillion to $1.08 trillion.

Of course, “net worth” is a misleading term. His actual worth is nothing.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

It’s Elon’s money

He can use it as he pleases

It’s not yours

It’s not the government’s

Socialist impulses kill innovation and economic growth

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

Looking at the property values on Zillow because you have an appraise kink.

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

How do they know?

[Andrew - Black Lives Matter @andallya]

Welcome to the reality show at the end of the world, “What If We Gave a Trillion Dollars to a Shitbag?”

Heeeeere’s your host, the dumbest version of Satan.