Miranda Bernhardt

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@SSRepro Selfie with Juanmahel Davila who presented some great work at #SSR2014 !

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

http://t.co/W77jEeQh @drkimjr ...I think you may need to get this

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

Wow! Smoothest moving day ever!! So many super nice, efficient people :) NC here I come!!! (or at least all my stuff...)

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

is anyone else OBSESSED with the google turkey?? fun times :)

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

wow, officially too old for Wrigleyville halloween... Time to call it a night.

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

Combination KFC-TacoBell. Best. Idea. Ever.

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

will be in South America in 4 hours!!! Yay :)

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@hugegaldones Thanks for the tip on Amazon Student! Free 2-day shipping, woo!!

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@drkimjr @RSkoNotJLo @sciencenow YES!!! I'll help--I'd be an excellent awkward CL...or maybe a tap dancing Hsd3b1?

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

cleaning out my closet and found $22 in a coat pocket :) woot

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@hugegaldones Thank you for *literally* giving me power so I can do work today! Have a fun trip!!

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@sKIESEWETTER @hugegaldones Aw, thanks guys, I think I just need to get used to it ;). @drkimjr Can't wait to see your bangs, how exciting!

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

I think my hairdresser needs an anatomy lesson...somehow "chin length" and "oh-my-god-you-cut-off-all-my-hair!!" mean the same thing to her

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

a homeless man told me I look like Diane Keaton today. Despite the 37yr age difference, I choose to take it as a compliment.

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/73947/title/Spray_of_zinc_marks_fertilization nice!! (I now heart Stricker even more!) @drkimjr

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

@hugegaldones Thanks for the Sour Patch Kids! They made my day :) Also, is that how you got Callan to do "blue steel"?

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

white wine with ice cubes. keepin' it classy

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

Apparently the day of my thesis defense (April 21, 2011) was supposed to be "Judgment Day" from one of the Terminator movies. hmmm....

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

I would like to use my first tweet in 6 months to welcome Callan "Baby G" Joseph Galdones to the world!! So cute!! @rdelorie @hugegaldones

[Miranda Bernhardt @andamiranda]

leftover birthday cake and gummy bears for dinner...my diet has not caught up with my age