Andrew Heil

Chazz it up.

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

It is with my deepest condolences that I inform you all that the man van has finally met its match: brake lines. The damage has been too severe and it doesn't look like it'll pull through. Pour one out tonight in memory of our fallen brother.

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Every once in awhile I'm reminded life is worth living and it's just drinking at the guardians home opener

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

The Shane Bieber of it all

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Reminder that the S&P/stock market isn't the economy and if it was we were already at all time highs anyways but sure man prove you can only read at a 6th grade level and haven't passed algebra

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit but the point stands

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Hofbräuhaus polka free bird cover is an unmatched vibe

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

MLB gonna look really stupid not letting the world series champs play in front of their home crowd for 3 series to start the year

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

Guardians 2025 schedule

Opening Day: March 27 at Royals
Home opener: April 8 vs White Sox

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

All launch day buyers of NCAA 2014 should get a free Xbox and copy of CFB 25

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

We're chalked lmao (this is vague apply it to anything)

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Contrary to what you've forced yourself to believe I can tell your jersey is fake, it does look bad and I will judge you

[just peen✨ @gloomy_ghosties]

andrew is funny

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

@gloomy_ghosties @goooeydisk I read your Twitter like the news in the bathroom at work

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

@gloomy_ghosties Dog

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Too many Yankee fans at the Clevelander it's like they can't even read smh

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

The complete inability for people to park anywhere besides the absolute closest garage and create and absolute disaster of a traffic situation blows my damn mind

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Pitchers and catchers report in 4 days

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Chicago O'Hare isn't an airport it's a sick game developed by the gods to see how much bullshit an individual is willing to put up with just to get on a damn plane

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Pitchers and catchers report in 31 days

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

82 days until pitchers and catchers report it's basically baseball season

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

Man all 300 people in attendance in Oakland are pissed

[Andrew Heil @anddreto]

@freddy_brown3 Isaiah mobley and diakite finna start that's who