Andee

no money. no prospects. burden to my parents. frightened.

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

A brief rundown of downtown Detroit: Parking lots. Everywhere. You see that fancy building over there? Parking lot. Oh look, another par— OH SHIT, A POTHOLE!

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Me when I take corner too fast and the traction control light flashes at me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Biggest debuts on the Global Spotify chart in history:

#1. The Fate of Ophelia – 30.98M
#2. Fortnight – 25.20M
#3. Elizabeth Taylor – 23.97M
#4. Opalite – 23.71M
#5. Father Figure – 21.80M
#6. Eldest Daughter – 19.96M
#7. Actually Romantic – 19.39M
#8. The Tortured Poets Department – 19.08M
#9. Wood – 19.01M
#10. CANCELLED! – 18.83M
#11. Wi$h List – 18.80M
#12. Ruin The Friendship – 18.75M
#13. The Life of a Showgirl – 18.73M
#14. Down Bad – 17.43M
#15. Anti-Hero – 17.39M
#16. So Long, London – 17.17M
#17. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys – 17.10M
#18. Lavender Haze – 16.41M
#19. Honey – 15.9955M
#20. Seven – 15.9954M
#21. But Daddy I Love Him – 15.54M
#22. Snow On The Beach – 15.03M
#23. SWIM – 14.64M
#24. Florida!!! – 14.45M
#25. Maroon – 14.42M
#26. Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53 – 14.39M
#27. I Had Some Help – 13.94M
#28. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart – 13.65M
#29. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? – 12.96M
#30. You’re On Your Own, Kid – 12.84M
#31. Fresh Out The Slammer – 12.75M
#32. Guilty as Sin? – 12.65M
#33. Midnight Rain – 12.57M
#34. Aperture – 12.47M
#35. MONACO – 12.44M
#36. Girls Want Girls – 12.38M
#37. LUNCH – 12.16M
#38. loml – 12.08M
#39. Vigilante Shit – 11.87M
#40. Moscow Mule – 11.74M
#41. Champagne Poetry – 11.69M
#42. Style (Taylor’s Version) – 11.67M
#43. Fair Trade – 11.64M
#44. Question…? – 11.56M
#45. “Slut!” (Taylor’s Version) – 11.30M
#46. yes, and? – 11.21M
#47. Body to Body – 11.18M
#48. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) – 11.12M
#49. Butter – 11.04M
#50. I Don’t Care – 10.97M

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Retweet if you’re a Sagittarius

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

It better be a large pile of money I can jump in like Scrooge McDuck

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

sagittarius, the struggle is finally over. get ready for a win.

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Fuck Chris Martin

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Dakota Johnson para Calvin Klein.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

[𝑦𝑎ᢉ𐭩 @poppyndaisyy]

TEARS RUN DOWN MY THIGHS OR WHATEVER SABRINA CARPENTER SAID

[Sarah | fan account @cloiskryptonite]

”you’re the person i’ve been searching for all my life. i love you. i love you. i love you.” BENOPHIE LOVE CONFESSION IM CRYING 😭

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

sea hawk | noun | any of several large dark-colored birds (genus Stercorarius) of northern seas that are related to the skua, are strong fliers, and tend to harass weaker birds until they drop or disgorge their prey

SEE ALSO: Champion

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Happy New Year to the $50 bottle of Champagne I left in the freezer cause I’m an idiot 🎆💩🫣 #startingoutstrong

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

@taylornation13

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

The app taking 40 calories from your daily allotted

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Logging your 2lb weight loss in your calorie tracking app

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

@superdenise6 Probably lmao 🤣

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Didn’t use the fuckass filter?? Nice!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

🚨 Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Life of a Showgirl: The Shiny Bug Vinyl Collection is available now on my site for 48 hours❤️‍🔥

https://t.co/WzZQh5mMOt

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[Andee @andeemcdandy]

Coke Zero tastes amazing when you haven’t had regular coke or really any sugar in a week and a half.